Legs Cabaret
8307 Gulf Fwy Houston, TX 77017

Legs is a "low down dirty"...

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jj.houston2012
Jun 2, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Legs is a "low down dirty" club which caters mostly to locals. You'd be hard-pressed to find anyone wearing a button-down shirt or dress pants. I could definitley be considered "ghetto". The dancers are maybe 50% hispanic, 40% black, 10% white. They are friendly and your money will go far here. Drinks are among the lowest in town (for a strip club). Imported beers were $7 and vodka drinks were about the same. The surrounding neighborhood is definitley not safe, but there is a guard who watches the parking garage. The "VIP" area/room (if you can call it that) is on the right side of the bar and has only four dark booths, only two of which can be considered actually private (but money goes far in this area too compared to most other clubs). It's (officially) $100 to go to this area, but you get three "free" drinks. Regular dances are the usual $20, but I have seen people in this club get $5 "standing dances", which is when the girl just dances song after song with minimal touching while hanging out with you (you have to tell the girl that this is what you want ahead of time, otherwise she'll want her $20!). Overall club size is quite small, with two raised sections on each side. The girls are not particularly talented on stage, if this matters to you. Seating cushions are as dirty as they come, but at least it's very dark!

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