Pricey, but the girls here are...

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, QC

Skanky, dirty, hole-in-the-wall club. A fat girl sat on my friend's lap and wouldn't get up (didn't speak English - didn't understand 'no'). But, found a couple gems, and for…

Gentleman's Choice

Montréal, QC

Maybe it was because I was already half in the bag, but I had more fun here than almost any other club in Montreal. Tipping the doorman is 'customary' and whatever. 2 bucks…

Girls are gorgeous. There were many there on the Saturday (hockey night), and you had a ton of variety to choose from. Not being from Quebec, it was easy as everyone spoke English. Girls aren't…

We arrived around 9:00 p.m. on Tuesday night. The cover charge was $10, and before entering, each person also had to give the security guard an additional $5. Once inside, a bartender quickly came over…

Not my first visit here, but definitely the quietest. The club is just off St Catherine near the hockey rink, pretty convenient to the metro as well (though it stops running early). I walked over…

Arrived at 3:45 after the long trek from US. $10 cover and beers were $12 plus tip Canadian though so really more like $9 a beer. Do yourself a favor and convert your $$ to…