I visited the Crazy Horse the...

I visited the Crazy Horse the other night, so thought I would write a review for you all. First, the club. It is old. The outside has been remodeled a couple years ago and looks nice, although the parking lot is small. Moving inside, more updating has been done. Again, it is not bad. I've been in MUCH worse clubs. As you go in and past the hostess, you will be at the bar area. They do not sell liquor by the drink but you can brown bag and they sell beer/mixers. There are three pool tables adjacent to the bar. Once inside the main room of the club, you see where the "old" comment comes into play from earlier. The carpeting and furniture are OLD and in desperate need of replacement. There is a decent sized stage that runs along the far wall and juts out into the middle of the room. There are lap dances in the main room, with a VIP room available for couch dances. Prices are $5 for table dances and $20 for VIP. Thats one of the best things about this club. Your money will go a long way compared to other clubs in the area (Thee Playhouse). Now for the girls....

The girls range from fours to eights/nines. On the weekends there are usually 10-20 girls working. On weeknights, you will be lucky to have five to choose from, although they do have a now hiring sign out front. Most are generally nice, and don't hustle TOO hard, which is good and bad. Some nights the girls are so lacking in motivation, you will sit there for thirty minutes watching the girls just sitting there or constantly going back and forth from the dressing room. Other nights are better. Weekends tend to be the busiest, drawing a wide range of crowds, from single old men to bachelor parties. The dances, like most clubs, depend on the girl. Some give air dances and some grind. Mileage here isn't high generally.

With all of that being said, I have been here many, many times and will continue to come here instead of the other club down the road. The bang for your buck is just that much better and the atmosphere is great.