This has to be the most...

This has to be the most hit and miss club in the country. I recently visited on a Friday night, paid the $10 cover and got the wristband, and went in to a standing room only crowd. There was a fellow out on the town for his bachelor party who was taken up onstage and placed in a chair while three medium sized dancers piled on him for quite a show. There were a lot of dancers there, but in my two hours the only one that approached me was an older Asian woman with VERY bad breath. I turned her down for a private dance, but I was not going to pay $30/song to smell her breath. She got mad and kept asking "Why you not like me? Tell me! Tell me! Why you not like me!" The funny thing is, I overheard her talking to someone else and she spoke perfect English. She was putting on an act trying to sound like the hooker in Hanoi in Full Metal Jacket.

There were some decent looking dancers there, but I didn't see any of the young perky college girls that made this place famous. Maybe it was an off night, but most looked like single mothers with tattoos in their mid 20's and 30's. They didn't have the usual bouncers and DJ, but rather a guy walking around with a microphone threatening to shut the place down if people didn't start tipping (people were tipping the whole time) and buying VIP dances (the VIP room was always full). There was a man in his 50's with long hair and a bottle of JD at a table in the corner who was tipping A LOT. The DJ/Bouncer dude with the headset mic that was always on went to the corner, pulled the table away from the guy almost spilling his JD while admonishing him, "How long have you been here? How long have you been here?" I'm not sure what that was about, but that was my signal to leave. I didn't want to be singled out by the Outhouse Nazi for not following some idiotic rule that I knew nothing about like that guy was.