A buddy told me about how...

A buddy told me about how sleazy this place was, and for shits and giggles, we went one night. I had heard that the dancers were sub-par, but would offer to get real "friendly" with the customers if the price was right, but I didn't find that to be true. The "stage" was about the size of a box, and when we got in, the dancers were just sitting at the bar drinking and talking because only 1 other customer was there. There was no music on when we arrived and it was deadly silent and awkward. Finally, the bartender put on a song, and an older dancer who had a nice body, but looked like she had been to one too many Pink Floyd shows in the 70's the face took the stage and did a dance. Tits were covered and the dance was lame. When it was over, she came by and asked us to contribute to her dance. We gave up a few bucks and she walked back to her stool and started drinking again. The music went off and it was silent again. It's then that we left. Seems like a local biker bar. I used the washroom before I left and it wasn't in pretty condition, but it was horrible either. Prices were normal, and "air" dances could be had by the dancers "in private" which means that the stripper will wave her ass in front of your face for 3 minutes in the other corner of the bar. Not a bad place to catch a drink I suppose if you're the biker type, but I wouldn't go in with any expectations beyond drinking because the dances were really lame. I suppose you should expect that in a town like Glen Ellyn, IL though?