Incredible. $41 for topless dances and...

Incredible. $41 for topless dances and $51 for nude!

This place think's it's the Champs Elyseé of strip clubs, but in reality, it's just your average suburban Target or Wal-Mart. Granted, this was Thursday night, but I don't think I've ever been to ANY club that could justify these prices. There's a 1-drink minimum, which is not too bad, but we heard that they also do the Dancer Drink garbage and try to make you buy ridiculously overpriced sodas and juice. None of got any dances, so at least we didn't have to face that.

The women were just OK. A couple of 7-8s. Quite a few 6s. One blonde MILFy dancer came to talk with me for quite a while. She was very pleasant and also understanding when I made it clear I wasn't planning on getting any dances. I did tip her a couple times, though. She was the best part of the visit.