It's a pretty small club with...

It's a pretty small club with 1 main stage. There are seats all the way around the stage and there are 2 poles. There is also a second small stage area next to an area designed to be a hookah bar. There were a fair number of people there but they were all there for the feature dancer. Overall, the seats were pretty comfortable, so based on the setup, this place has a lot of potential.

Unfortunately, I wasn't there to enjoy the scenery. I was there to enjoy the girls and there just wasn't much quality. Most of the girls were more on the heavier side, which I'm sure some people are into, but even for those people, these girls were stretching it. There was another girl who was really skinny with basically no body. She was wearing stripper heels and obviously couldn't move in them. I felt bad watching her because she would go down to her knees and had trouble getting back up. She would try to shake her ass and there was nothing to shake. All in all, I basically took the opportunity to go to the bathroom since there wasn't anything entertaining going on. Finally there was a latin chick who went up and was halfway decent. That's probably why I decided to get a LD.

This was a mistake though. Before we even got started, she was already asking me how much I was going to tip her. I tried to brush it off and tell her that it would depend on how the dance went. She didn't seem to like that answer. So she basically half-assed everything. Plus every few minutes the waitress would ask me if I wanted to buy her a drink in the middle of the dance. It was the most absurd thing ever.