While visiting the Dallas area on...

While visiting the Dallas area on a business trip, I noted a half dozen or so clubs within a short drive of my hotel. Cabaret Royale was nearest, but the facility’s outward appearance and cover policy seemed complicated. I opted instead for Bombshells, only slightly farther away. Considering it was a Saturday night, the action in the club seemed somewhat slow. However, it picked up steadily over the course of the evening.

The club is located in a strip mall-style complex and parking in the lot is valet. However, I was able to park for free, along the dead end street in front of the club, with no hassle. Cover was $20 and I was permitted to bring along a sixer of my favorite adult beverage. The cashier and owner both greeted me as I entered and encouraged me to enjoy my stay. The main seating area of the club was somewhat compact and the lighting low. I sat at a table in the middle of the main area to allow myself a good view of the action on stage map out the lay of the land. There were a couple of decent looking waitresses dressed in short-shorts, possibly off-duty dancers. The dozen or so female entertainers were above average in appearance, 7s and 8s with a couple of 5s and one or two 9s. They featured typical stripper accouterment, glitter, piercings and a few random tats, but nothing garish or unpleasant. The club staff was present, but not overt. I really do appreciate Texas clubs.

Typically I will make a trip to Pervert Row to tip each individual performer at some point during her stage show. As it happened, however, it wasn’t long before I was distracted from that activity by a group of dancers who joined me at my table. The first was a very beautiful, curvaceous black girl named Jana. She started up a conversation and I offered her a beer. Soon, her short, petite and very attractive blonde friend joined us and suddenly things were looking up. Our dialogue was casual and natural, absent the sort of pressured sales pitch common in most similar club situations. Eventually, a third girl, young, Hispanic, and pretty but sporting a few extra belly rolls, joined us. She explained that she was new to both motherhood and the adult entertainment industry. “It was her first night on the job,” she claimed. I soon agreed to a table dance, and as she flitted and stumbled awkwardly against me for the next song and a half, it became apparent she wasn’t lying. Her ample, juicy tits capped with delicious chocolate kisses for nipples filled my hands and made up for her novice dance action.