Decided on Penthouse as my first...

Decided on Penthouse as my first strip club on a weekend bender. Paid cover, checked coat, and walked into a bar full of hot, naked women. Started with an exotic mix who gave five fantastic lap dances. From there, I jumped to a brunette who tried to upsell me on $35 dances or...$$.5 for something else. Decided to go with the something else and left the lap dance room extremely relaxed.

Afterward, tried to session with another brunette, but was drained. Paid her, and I went on my way to the Motor City. Won a little bit at hold'em, and all in all, a good night except for the upsell of $35 a dance. Should have said something but alcohol was definitely in effect.