Due to the so-so reviews of...

Due to the so-so reviews of this club on tuscl, I decided to stop by this middle-of-nowhere club Saturday night on my way to Louisiana. This was hands-down the worst club I have ever been to, and probably near the worst I could imagine. The place is tiny, run-down, and PACKED with rolling chairs such that you can't walk between them to get anywhere. As much as I don't want to talk bad about the girls, I need to prevent other guys like me from wasting their precious time and money, so let's just say that almost all of the girls were way overweight (not just thick like some reviewers would have you believe), and the only cute one kept spewing psychotic biographical babble at me while she lap danced like a spastic platonic robot. There was no bar, bartender, or drink girl, only a bad-attitude female who walked chatting with friends and occasionally going back to get beer from a cooler. The bathroom was an assemblage of raw lumber only painted with a layer of years-old filth, and the sink had no water. I'm not snobby: If the club was a blue-collar country laid-back strip joint, I'd have loved it. As I found it, however, I would only recommend this to fraternities wanting to scare unsuspecting freshmen or to overweight redneck truck drivers with no preferences other than a warm body and a beating heart. You have been warned.