If you have never been to...

If you have never been to Phipps, you are missing out. A throwback to the Northwoods' wild past, a unique little country bar where girls also happen to dance with their titties out. The place is almost always a party, the dollar bill is king, and the $20 dances are worth the price. Phipps has always attracted a great variety of dancers, but the quality seems to have been decreasing as the average age of the dancers is increasing. At least that's how it's been on my last few visits. Some serious haggage going on. Someone should tell the owners that guys might have more fun looking between the legs of a woman that isn't old enough to be their preschool teacher. But still, a bad night at Phipps is better than a good night most anywhere else.