Phipps Tavern
11905 N Phipps Rd Hayward, WI 54843

Slow Friday

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tomt1069
Sep 30, 2018, 2:19 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

This club is down a long side road off the highway in the middle of the woods. There does not seem to anything else near it. When I arrived at about 7:30 p.m. on a Friday night there were a few other vehicles in the parking lot. Once you enter the club, there is a smoking patio off to the right. Inside the second door the bouncer stands at a podium to the left. Behind him is the VIP area which has a couple of couches. It is not private. There are short walls along three sides, but the fourth side is open. On the other side of the club is the main stage. The main stage is awkwardly set up as it forms an L along the outside walls. If you are sitting on a chair facing the stage, the dancer can move to the other side of the L and be almost completely behind you.

When I arrived, no dancers were on stage, but two were sitting at the bar talking to patrons. Both of these girls were African American. They were probably in their late 30s and were thin and moderately attractive. I sat at the bar and ordered a beer. After sitting by myself for 5-10 minutes, a third dancer came out from the back. She was white and in her early 20s. She was kind of chubby, but still ok looking. She sat down to talk to me. She was nice, if fairly uninteresting, and after about 10 minutes I said I was going to go out for a smoke. She came with me. When I got back in. I ordered another beer. The girl I was talking to asked me if I would buy her a drink so I obliged. During this entire time, nobody went up on stage. The girl who had talked to me never even asked if I wanted a dance and eventually went to talk to another guy. I was there about 45 minutes and I saw no one go up on stage and no dancer give a lap dance or go to the VIP area. It was fairly disappointing so I left.

The cover charge for Friday evening was $10. Drinks were fairly cheap. I was drinking MGD which came in a can and was $4.50 and the Grey Goose and cranberry I bought for the girl was $7. I did not get a chance to see what prices for dances was because the girl who talked to me never even brought it up and I didn't stick around to find out.

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