Paroxism
Chichen -itza 538, Puerto Juarez, Zona Hotelera, 77500 Cancún, Q.R., Mexico

Disappointing club unless you're looking for...

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whijits
Feb 5, 2005, 4:57 AM
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Disappointing club unless you're looking for a expensive special services. I visited this club at about 9pm on a Thursday in late January. The club is located very close to all the big bars and I would have expected a lively and interesting atmosphere. Although the look of the club was fairly classy with a big centre stage, nice bar and u shaped table layout there was nothing going on. No dancer's on stage and none appeared at the pole for the hour I was there. There were about 7 dancer's in the club, most of them 5s or 6s and a little on the heavy side. Although it may be personal taste they obviously were appealing to a customer who likes a little extra back. Drinks were $10 US, $20 if you bought one for the dancers. It also became quickly obvious that dancing was the last thing on these performers minds. The proposals moved quite quickly to a range of services more familiar at the local rub and tug in my town. Not that I'm against getting what you want but I kind of of want to go to a club and not get my arm twisted about the special services in the first 30 seconds of taking to a dancer. In any case I was able to keep the business to a simple lap dance which although well performed and with a fair degree of vigor did end up costing USD$40 a song. All in all I would have left very disappointed and rated this club a 1 or 2 but near the end of my visit in walks the most gorgeous creature (9 at least) with long legs and a large, perky and natural set that made the hour I wasted waiting for the stage show seem worthwhile. She spoke no English (all the other dancers had at least a limited ability) but the lap dances were vigorous and enthusiastic. In general though, I think I lucked out. I would not recommend this club with it's poor cost/value ratio, lack of atmosphere and aggressive sales.

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