Unsafe

This is an honest account of my visit. As I reread it, it sounds crazy but this is the honest truth. It was the worse experience I have ever had at a strip club, and I was looking to have some fun both nights, on each visit with about a grand of American cash in my pocket to waste but it was seriously... well disappointing would be inappropriate of a word for my experience. The word “unsafe” might be the best word. Both visits I was completely sober, dressed nice and willing to spend some money but not get ripped off. I guess I should start from the beginning.

First time I go in $20 cover. Steep but it's Cancun so I'm guessing probably cheap drinks. I go in and try to find a place to sit. Small stage that less than half the club can see. Some guy is in my way of getting over to the side that can see the stage. I ask him, him being a guy who actually is an employee there, to let me by and he does not budge. I make eye contact with a girl and start talking to her off to the side. She asks if I want a BJ, never says price, but when I say “I will wait for a beer first” because at best she might be a four, she gets mad and walks off. I ask a waiter for a beer but he ignores me. So second minute of being in the place another girl, even uglier walks up and says she would blow me. I say “thank you, but no thanks” and she tells the waiter I'm a “cheapo”. By the end of the second minute I'm walking out the door. I tell the guy at the bottom of the steps I should get my cover back because the girls are rude, not expecting to get it back but just wanting to express my disinterest.

Two days later I go in a little earlier around midnight. I found my wrist band, tape it together to get in without paying for cover. I sit down and order a beer. 70 pesos for my fourth choose of beer because they don't have any of the beers on the menu and highest I've ever paid for a beer in Mexico including at strip clubs. I watch a girl dance, maybe a five, while waiting or my beer. Next girl dancing, well I can smell her stinky pussy and I'm two rolls of chair from the stage. Everyone closer leans back or gets up and moves. A girl comes up and tells me I'm getting a lap dance, She starts dancing in my lap and I stop her. I ask her how much and she says it does not matter. I laugh and tell her to have a seat. She tells me to buy her a drink, I ask how much but she does not know. After a few minutes she finally gets a waiter a respond to her constant waving hand. He tells me 450 Pesos or $35 US. I laugh and tell her no but I'm thinking lap dance because while at best a six, she might be the hottest girl I saw there, but she gets up and walks off before I can say another word. Third girl dancing, maybe a four, fatter and dancing like the stage and pole might be shocking her with electricity, does not smell but is not attractive enough to watch. Some black guy to the side is dancing like he's trying to make money from his friend whom which he is constantly thrusting his dick towards, stopping only when his friend punches him. Some girls are dancing by the DJ booth close to me and one looks at me, maybe a four, and ask if I want to buy her a drink. I say no and she says “You must like guys you fagget.” I start laughing but have had enough.