I stopped by Christie’s on a...

I stopped by Christie’s on a Saturday night in December. Cover was $16 and included two drinks. The club is set back from the road a bit and walled in like many houses in the Middle East. The inside has a large stage with a pole that is horseshoed by tables, chairs, and televisions. A small secondary stage with a pole sits in one corner. Lap dances take place upstairs on the second floor, which is like a giant balcony. Lap dances take place on leather couches. I actually really liked the setup and vibe here. Most of the music was rock, but there was a little hip hop too. The club was empty for a Saturday night. There were maybe twenty customers, many of them rocks, and about fifteen dancers. I think I was the only customer partaking in private dances the whole time I was there. At least a few guys tipped at the stage. Again, this place was really dead for a Saturday night. The dancers did not circulate, most just stayed with regulars and made no money. Waitresses were on the move, but not harassing vultures like they are at the Gold Club.

There were a few stunners, and then a lot of average girls. I got some hot dances from a girl that I shall keep anonymous. She unbuckled my pants and felt up my shaft a bit through my pants. She offered to meet me outside the club, but I did not bite. She was a 9 but acted a little weird. I was worried she might do drugs. The club posts bouncers upstairs and there is little privacy up there. You will get no extras, just good sensual dances if you pick the right entertainers. I was really into a dancer named Poison, so I tipped her about $10-12 on stage. She said she’d come find me. After she got off stage, she went and sat with some black guy that only tipped her a buck. Poison’s mudshark ways prevented her from having a big night. I slipped out the door and took my wad elsewhere. I was the highest roller Christie’s had seem that evening. I sure as hell don’t need to be anyone’s second fiddle. I might check this place out again after the new laws take effect because it was laidback and I liked the club’s setup. There were enough good-looking dancers to make it worthwhile.