This had to be the weirdest...

This had to be the weirdest experience I have had at a club such as this. This club is in a strip mall in the back corner. You walk in and it's a cheaply decorated lobby with a door. It's got a business front, so it's metal and glass and cold in the lobby in the winter. The sign on the inner door reads "KNOCK LOUDLY" and so does the other sign on the wall next to the door. It's after 2 AM, and I didn't know how much sound carried, so I gave what I thought was a normal rap on the door. The sign says to knock loudly and a "hot" model would be with me shortly. However, nobody came. I took this as my fault having not knocked loudly enough. Okay, so I knock again. Not really much harder, but harder none-the-less. It wasn't more than 5 seconds later I hear a voice from behind the door saying that she would be out in a minute. Then she asked if I wanted a show. I said that I probably would be but it depended on the pricing and the show and models available. She explained the price is 40 for the room and tips start at 40 and go from there, and then asked me again if I wanted a show. I again explained that I was most interested but it depended on the models available really. There was a pause. I got asked if I was there before, I said no. Again a pause. I asked if I was in the right place, and then was told I knocked too loud. I explained I knocked before, but nobody answered, so I knocked again. She said I didn't need to knock so loud. I told her the sign said to knock loudly, and I had knocked once before but nobody came. She said, still through the door, that my knock sounded - get this - angry. I started to try to explain my point again, but caught myself in mid-sentence. I just left. Really, I just left. So, I have no idea if the monetary value was any good, or if the model was fugly or beautiful. She was mean though, so gave it a one. It's just sad there.