I had the rare opportunity to...

I had the rare opportunity to stop into the club on a Friday night, with no self-imposed curfew and no 1 hour drive home ahead of me. I had a “layover” in Baltimore on a roadtrip, with a hotel room nearby. My buddy and I grabbed some dinner in Fells Point, and then arrived at the club just before 10pm. We had to renew our memberships, so there went $35 each right off the bat. But it is BYOB, so that saves you some money.

For those who haven’t been, Players Club is a small club, with a main, slightly raised stage with about 15 chairs around it. Depending on how crowded it is, girls will do either 1 or 2 songs on the main stage, then do another set on a second, smaller side stage in the corner. Girls get fully nude onstage pretty quick.

Girls circulate the club between dances, looking for PLs for LDs. On most weekday nights, they will sit and chat with you for a while before asking if you want a dance. Word of advice – pack something in your cooler that the ladies will like, and offer to share. Wine, wine coolers, booze, lighter beers usually work. It’s a lot cheaper than “would you like to buy the lady a drink?”