Bottoms Up Tavern
16900 NW St Helens Rd Portland, OR 97231

Two recent visits couldn't have been...

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PortlandDave
Nov 9, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Two recent visits couldn't have been more opposite. Thursday afternoon was packed. I could hardly find a place to sit. From my experience, this is clearly the exception as I've never seen it this busy. I don't remember the exact time but maybe I hit it just as the nearby blue collar workers were heading home from the day shift. Customers' beer glasses got knocked off the rack twice in a 10 minute span.

Monday night was quite slow. I became the only customer there. Although I don't mind having the dancers to myself, I always feel a little eerie if I'm the only one.

Several dancers worth mentioning... Venus (mentioned in other reviews) looks like Dolly Parton without the melons. Quite a throwback. She only works a couple of shifts a week (one day, one night). Better than average private dances. ... One of the regular day shift dancers (whose name I cannot remember) has huge nipples on a slender body. The nips really stand out. More than 99% of women. Less than average private dance. ... StarBright is newer to the club. Met her on a night shift but she didn't know her regular schedule yet. Slender body; huge clit. Bigger than 99% of women. Really sexy. Better than average private dance. I hope to see her again sometime.

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