Dream Palace
815 N Scottsdale Rd Tempe, AZ 85281

Be warned, there are no good...

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HomerJay
Nov 7, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Be warned, there are no good lap dances to be had at the Dream Palace, regardless of price. Don't think you know the game and can beat the system, there simply is just not a good dance to be had there. Here is the first give away, after discussing a 2 way full contact lapdance and paying the "room fee" of $60 to the hostess she says "remember, full contact but you can't touch t & a". What?!? Figured this was just standard language, however the dancer actually stuck to this drying the dance. Did it look like I wanted to touch a fat stomach? Unreal. Prices of the dances were described as good, better, and best from $60-$500. Good luck getting a better description of what more money gets you. I paid plenty and got the worst dance ever. Consisted of basically an air dance from 5 feet away where she observed herself in the mirror. At one point I thought she fell asleep. No attention paid to my "lap" whatsoever. Fully nude for about 1 minute, 5 feet away of course. It was quickly over in 15 minutes as it seems the clock started when the hostess left the room, not after the dancer negotiated and then disappeared for 5 minutes. And I even suggested credit card was an option if things went well and this lackluster performance was all she could muster. Listen to the rest of the reviews here and avoid at all costs. Not even a wad of cash makes it worthwhile.

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