Can't believe I went in here...

Sparky's

Fayetteville, NC

Firstly, I had no business being here after such a great albeit brief visit to Micky's. But I remembered the mileage of days past and had to stop. Got a beer and found a seat and…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, NC

I can't believe that I didn't know even one dancer this visit. It appears all of my favorite girls were fired or just left. I'd love to know where Mary Ann and Chase went to.…

Cheetah Wilmington

Wilmington, NC

Hadn't been in Wilmington for a while, but stopped by on a whim after work. The club looks a little like Crazy Horse, clean, professional, staff shirts all match. Music decent and club spotless and…

This place is closed now, but the last time I went there was in July of 2013. There were two dancers and a waitress that was also dancing. They said they were shutting down their…

I passed this club for years and finally decided enough was enough and that I was going to check it out and I sort of wish that I hadn't. Now it was a place that…

It's clear that JayJay had a case of oral diarrhea and took Founder's suggestion to "be wordy" to heart. I think he could have gotten his point across in about…

I have never been to a strip club in my life from which I wanted to immediately, or almost immediately, flee. You have got to be kidding me. My wife and I showed up at Cafe Risque…