So I stopped by Greenville for...

So I stopped by Greenville for the day and the only reason I'm writing this is because I must vent how terrible this place really is. I arrived around 9pm and ordered a couple beers. I decided to try a Long Island, which will forever go down as the worst Long Island I've ever had, it tasted like coke and mostly sour mix. The dancers were alright looking, but the ones I talked to were the dumbest creatures on the planet. Seriously, no matter who you are you don't want to talk to these chicks. They have no clue how to lead a conversation or even partake in one. The lab dances were pretty private but I guarantee you'd be leaving microscopic things you never wanted. The only thing worth coming here for, is the chick at the front desk and the cocktail waitress' and neither of those get naked. Go to another SC in Greenville, you've got some options. This place sucks. I'll never go back in a million years.