sinclair's Review
I went to The Mansion at 21:45 on a Saturday night. The parking lot is gravel, and there is only enough space to park one row of vehicles between the building and the road’s drainage ditch. The Mansion is in the middle of nowhere, and it is the complete opposite of a mansion. The building looks like several long buildings connected together on their ends. The strip club is exactly 5.3 miles west of Interstate 55 on Louisiana 16. At the door there is a $20 cover charge. You get a wristband if you are 21 or older since 18 to 20 years olds are allowed into the club.
Inside, there is a large island bar with twenty-one poles extending from the bartop to the ceiling. Most patrons sit at the bar, and anywhere from two to four dancers will be dancing on top of the bar at any given time. On the right side of the room, there is an oval octagon stage that is about a foot and a half off the ground with a spinning pole. It is surrounded by wheeled desk chairs. This secondary stage had no assigned dancer from the DJ’s rotation. Any dancer that wanted to make extra money could dance on the octagon stage. Sincweisers were $5, and it is kind of a long reach between yourself and the bartenders inside the island bar. The ATM had a maximum withdrawal of $200 per transaction and a $5 fee. There was a kitchen with two cooks in a room to the left of the main strip club room. The room with the kitchen also had some tables to eat at and a billiard table. The food actually looked and smelled good and you can watch it being made by the cooks. A shot girl will occasionally patrol the floor with a test tube rack.
Dancer quality is high, and The Mansion is close to being a 7-Up factory. It seemed like the vast majority of dancers were Caucasian, in their 20's, and had bodies that were generally athletic and slim. Stage contact was neither tame nor extreme. Dancers let me slide money into their g-strings, and I gave a few booties a smack. Stevies and grinding are not conducive to the dancers towering above the customers.
–Sinclair Dancer Sheet–
Angel: White, blonde, pierced B cups, 5.
Athena: White, boy’s haircut, C cups, no ink except small script on right side, maybe 20 lbs overweight, 6.
Jazz: White, blonde, B cups with pointy nipples, big tattoo on top of back, left hip tattoo, 7.
Kylie: White, brunette, fake D cups that look great, huge back tattoo, big tattoo on right thigh, 9.5.
Lana: White, dirty blonde hair, slim, saggy B cups, from Baton Rouge, no ink, about 23, had kid, 7.
Luna: Hispanic, C cups, tattoo down spine, had kid, 6.
Meagan: White, blonde, A cups, slim, skeleton hand tattoos on the front of each shoulder, 7.5.
Riley: White, brunette, small B cups, left upper arm tattoo, had kid, 7.
Rose: White, brunette, C cups, big tattoo of roses on right hip, 7.
Ruby: White, black hair, full B cups, spinner, tattoo of roses on right forearm, tattoo on back of left hand, good dances, 8.
Savannah: White, brunette, natural D cups, sinclair prototype, 9.5.
Selena: White, wavy black hair, B cups, spinner body, 8.
Private dances take place in one of three small rooms with a couch. You have to prepay a club employee. One song is $40. Two songs are $80. Three songs are $100. A half hour in the VIP room is $200. I did not take a plunge for the VIP room, but I believe the half hour VIP takes place in a nicer room than the private dances. You can also get private dances from a bartender for $60 per song. The bartenders at The Mansion are as hot as the dancers, but in the case of Jasmine, even hotter! I got private dances from Ruby and Lana. Comparing the two, Ruby gave better private dances. Ruby was more intimate while Lana had more boundaries it seemed. Lap dance contact is two way and boob touching is encouraged.
More than half of the clientele were Central American guys in their twenties that spoke no English and drank Mexican piss water (Corona). They were using passports to verify their age at the door, so I’m guessing they were farm laborers on work visas. The Mansion gets busy after 02:00 when the bars close. The strip club stays open until 06:00 on weekends. During the warmer months, The Mansion has an outdoor pool and a hot tub that can be wallowed in the company of dancers. I really enjoyed the three or four hours I spent at The Mansion. I will definitely return when I am in the area.
