Teaser's Men's Club
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1414 S Texas 6, Houston, TX 77077, USA*

Scouting for a place to throw...

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Coxilla
Sep 30, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Scouting for a place to throw a party in a few weeks and Teaser's is nearby. Went in on Wednesday after work and was generally quite pleased. This club is relatively small but it's clean and the furniture was nice enough. Beware the couch because bikini clad dancers don't want to sit on those and stick to the leather. Let me tell a bit about the girls I met and the good things and then a quick note about the bad.

Met an amazing mixed race girl who was very intelligent and a great conversationalist. Oh and she was also in superb shape, had a tall and slender frame, legs that didn't quit, and an ass that is fluent in a language that I've never heard before but could naturally understand. She was called to the stage and asked me to come watch since there really wasn't any other paying customer in the room. I obliged and was treated to essentially a personal dance by a very talented performer. She had great balance doing the more acrobatic pole tricks and was a sultry tease during the on stage portion of her dance. This is one of the better dances I've ever been treated to.

Of course this girl wasn't the only one putting on a good show. There was also a trio of hispanic girls who would have been very entertaining were I not already a bit distracted. If you like petite little naughty chicas then this place is your promised land. I also spoke to one of the manager's and found him to be a very level headed guy who seems to genuinely want to improve the club and take care of his customers. He tells me they cater in food from another restaurant to give a free buffet during the lunch hour but I haven't tried it personally so I can't speak to that. I did ask him if they increased drink prices during the "free" lunch and he assured me the prices stay the same (about 2.50 - 3 bucks a beer depending on your tastes). I did hear the bar tender talking about some drink specials but I tuned it out, asked for my standard corona, and turned my attention to the dancers.

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