I have always heard a lot...

I have always heard a lot about this place and decided to check it out. Since this is Phoenix we are talking about, my expectations were very low. As low as they were, I was very disappointed. First, I went on a Tuesday evening around 9 pm - and the place was totally empty, about 2-3 patrons max in the entire place.

Went first to the topless side. Sat down stageside for one dancer, plopped down a couple of singles for the dancer, who was heavy set, probably a 5 on a 10 scale. Got a few superficial boobies in the face, and could smell the smoke reeking from her body.

Walked over to the nude side, where there was only me and one other dude. It was so dead that they didn't even bother putting any dancers up on stage. Was approached for a dance by a cute, rail-thin dancer (Kelly?) who was very nice so I figured what the hell, I wasn't doing anything else. Got one nude dance for $20, which was rather uninspired, so I left.