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Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

This place used to be a Chinese restaurant, and you can still kind of see of the outlines of it in the bathroom placement and the lay-out. It's not the most, umm, elite place to…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, WA

It's a typical Seattle Deja Vu place, dreams of Vegas with lots of mirrors and two stages, with good-looking dancers who follow the rules. The $20 lap dance booths seem like they'd be perfect…

The Sands has a lot going for it but a few things that are near deal breakers the positives 1. Cleanest non corporate club in Seattle 2. $10 cover (if I remember right) 3. hot and…

I don't go to the Sands often but since it's been a while(Feb 2018, I looked up my last review) I decided to go see how it's doing. The biggest news was a notice…

I was a bit greedy and went in late afternoon around 4, but was greatly disappointed with only 2 dancers (and 2 customers) both were about 4/10, one didn't even bother to strip on the…

Stopped into the Sands at 12:30 on a Friday, on the way to watch the Apple Cup at a bar. Due to the mechanical and unremarkable nature of the transaction I entered into with…