Arrived around 9 p.m. on the...

Arrived around 9 p.m. on the Tuesday before the Consumer Electronics Show (CES). Despite the upcoming tradeshow, it wasn’t very busy. Only the left side of the club (left to the front entrance) was open. I was immediately accosted by two Italian dancers, Claudia and Channel. Claudia did most of the talking. In a moment of weakness, I agreed to a double dance, even though I’ve rarely found the experience better than two separate dances. Inevitably, one dancer dominates the experience, so you get something like one-and-a-half dancers for the price of two. That was the case here. I moved over to one of the circular stage areas (I had brought 100 dollar bills with me) and spent the rest of the evening having my face smashed into bountiful bosoms. On the whole, not a bad start to my CES week in Vegas.