Teaser's Men's Club
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1414 S Texas 6, Houston, TX 77077, USA*

I live in Austin, but usually...

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dirtysecrets
Aug 21, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I live in Austin, but usually do my club visiting in San Antonio. i had to make a rare business trip to Houston and decided to visit a couple of clubs there. My first stop was at Centerfolds. I was pounced on at the door by a blonde who guided me to a table in what seemed near-total darkness. She was extremely forward, instantly rubbing my crotch, kissing my earlobes and pitching the upstairs VIP section for $55, promising me anything I might fancy. I got a couple dances from her which were high mileage--nipple sucking, stroking her pussy, etc.--but I told her I wanted to hang out awhile before deciding on VIP. Three other girls sat with me awhile. None were in the least shy about telling me what was available upstairs. But they were all slender and small-breasted, not what I prefer. The only buxom girl who approached turned out to have fake tits which were quite hard and the opposite of arousing.

I was also not pleased by Houston's requirement of latex on the nipples, a truly stupid policy that San Antonio clubs don't have.

I escaped from Centerfolds with my virtue intact, went and had some dinner, then drove over to Hwy 6. I saw the Vegas club, but kept going until I saw Teasers. I went in, paid my five dollars to an attractive Latina with awesome titties on almost full display. Inside the small, dark club, I found a table and sat down, ordering a drink. The layout of the club is odd; you enter and you're right in front of the main stage. And when anyone opened a back door, sunlight flooded into what was a pretty dark club.

In a moment I was joined by K****, a statuesque black woman who was obviously well-endowed in the bosom department. We sat and talked for quite awhile and I found her to be lots of fun. We eventually got to talking about some of our sexual adventures and I told her some true tales that got her excited. She spontaneously kissed me several times and listened intently, rubbing my cock through my pants. She didn't press me for dances like at the other club, so it was a pleasant time just talking until both of us were getting itchy for more.

I asked what the VIP setup was at Teasers and K**** said you have to buy a bottle of champagne for $125 and that gives you a small room with a couch and a curtain across the door. That seemed a bit high to me, although I do usually do my adventuring during the daytime when rates are usually lower. I asked what I would need to give her in addition. She quoted me three bills and I was less enthused. She asked what was wrong and I told her I just couldn't justify dropping $425 bucks. My stories had her interested enough, though, that she was willing to drop her price to two hundred. So I invested in a bottle of champagne I would never touch, and we retired to a back room.

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