Pretty slow Sunday at Lei
This was my first time ever going to a strip club by myself decided and I stopped by Tropical Lei in Upland on a a Sunday around 4 PM, and the place was practically deserted. The parking area is located in a commercial area on foothill blvd. Security was pretty chill and patted me down and I was ready to go. The overall atmosphere inside was dark and a bit gloomy, pretty dead tbh There was no dancing on the main stage, Music wasn’t too bad. The layout is small and straightforward — one main stage, a bar area, and a designated corner for lap dances, which unfortunately offers very little privacy. Lighting was dim throughout, but overall the interior looked pretty nice .
There were about 11 dancers there, but nearly all of them were sitting in the corner, glued to their phones. I was the only customer in the entire club at the time, so the vibe was understandably low-energy. The lineup was a mix of Latinas, white women, and Asians — all decently attractive, but clearly bored and not putting any effort into engaging unless they had to. I was approached by two dancers, both of whom were polite but not exactly enthusiastic. Both were decently attractive around, but I didn’t seem to interested in them One standout, though, was a beautiful Latina in her 30s with a great body. Gave me milf vibes big boobs and a nice ass. I was instantly attracted and she came to sit next to me. She was friendly, made conversation, and we eventually agreed on a couple of dances. Her dance was amazing — not an “air dance” at all. She really put in work with grinding, touching, and letting me enjoy the experience. I got around 2 dances from her and was instantly wanting more. She offered me to take me to vip for 120 dollars. With a lot more tip for 50 for extra stuff, as much I wanted to I kinda just came for a bit. Regardless she was defintley hot and we exchanged info so I can come back to see her again. I came on a pretty slow day, but from what some of the dancers said it’s been kind of slow so idk how this place is on weekends.
The prices were pretty standard for a club like this. The cover charge was $20 to get in. Drinks were $7, and there’s a “one drink per hour” . Lap dances were priced at $20 for a regular (topless), $40 for nude, and $120 for a VIP session. The value really depends on the dancer — in my case, I felt the price was justified thanks to the effort she put in. However, it’s worth noting that the lap dance area is not private at all. It’s in a corner, in full view of the rest of the club, which might be uncomfortable for some people looking for a more discreet experience.
All in all, I might return, but only at a different time — maybe later at night or on a weekend when there’s actually a crowd and some energy in the room. The club itself has potential, but on a slow Sunday afternoon, it felt more like a waiting room than an entertainment venue. If you’re going just to pass the time or get a one-on-one experience with a dancer who puts in the effort, it can be worth the trip. But if you’re looking for a vibrant scene with multiple dancers performing and engaging with the room, this isn’t the time to go. Still, the quality of the dance I received saved the experience from being a total miss. I’ll probably end up going again however
