I stopped back at the Silver...

I stopped back at the Silver Bullet on a Tuesday night for the first time in six months. As usual this place was packed to standing-room-only capacity, even with the University of Illinois not currently in session. There are no alternatives within an hour drive. There were only about ten dancers working, so the ratio of entertainers to guys was unfavorable. The crowd was very blue-collar. The cover charge is $5. A domestic bottle of beer was $3, which isn't bad considering that is about what all of the bars around Champaign and Urbana charge anyway. All beer is bottled. I don't know why this place doesn't install a tap. The selection of liquor is scant, but again prices for shots and mixers are affordable. The bathrooms consist of a pisser and a shitter. As the night rolls on, the washroom becomes very unkempt.

The quality of dancers seemed to be down from earlier in the year. There were some girls I'd rate in the 3-4 range that probably should find another job. The top of the scale was maybe an 8. Maybe only two dancers had fake tits. About half of the girls smoke. You'll see them putting on trenchcoats and walking out the front door when they need to puff. The private dances are done on bar stools which are uncomfortable and not conducive to a good grind, but for $10 they are a fair value because the songs don't get cut short. I got dances from a girl named Mimi: very fit body, brown hair, brown eyes. She was nice to look at, but the dances were very lackluster. One thing I do like about this place is that everytime I go, there are hot female patrons that either come in with boyfriends or during a girls' night out. Some of the female patrons get their breasts exposed by the dancers. Some of the strippers are bisexual and like to suck on each others tits and kiss each other. If you are stuck in the area, this place is a fair value. However, I would not bother to come to this club from a long distance.