BEST IN PORTLAND ... if you're...

BEST IN PORTLAND ... if you're a dirty old man like me.

The bar itself? Kinda gritty, low dive, scary bouncer. I'm in my 60s and look my age, but he carded me and waved a metal detector over me, asked if I had any weapons, knives, guns. Makes a guy feel safe and welcome, knowing there would be no underage kids with guns in the place.s

The dancers? Made me horny as hell and left me staggering home with an empty wallet and a smile on my face. Two in particular.