Wow, I don't know where to...

Wow, I don't know where to start... Okay, First, I almost NEVER go to nude clubs. But I was on foot after leaving a lame party and after reading the very mixed reviews, decided to check it out.

The doorman (Dressed in a goodwill suit complete with the same black plastic shoes he used to wear when he worked at micky D's and white tube socks lead me thru the book stor to the club in back (As though I wouldn't find it.) Collected $15 door fee and then lead me to the juice bar where I got a $5 diet coke.

Club is very small. The girl at the bar also works the boom box and pimps the VIP room. About 6 girls on duty. 2 hot (One eurasian, the other a petite redhead) 2 average / Cute (One obviousle a new young mother and the second a blonde who would be smokin hot if she wasn't covered in rediculous tattoos.) One tall slim, light skinned black girl who was just fit as can be. An older blond with short hair (Who must either be looking for a pimp of just have a hankering for some pimp as she seemed to avoid the white and latino guys)... And the disturbing part... A black woman who makes Nell Carter look like she died of anorexia and a E8urasian girl who had non-sensicle tattoos.