I went to Christie's around 8:00...

I went to Christie's around 8:00 on a Sunday with low expectations after hitting the Tunica casinos. The cover was $6.00. Water, beer, and soda were all $5.50. The main room was pretty tall and two stories with a balcony overlooking the main stage. There was kind of a separate elevated bar area. There were a few hot young girls and a few so-so ones. I tipped a very acrobatic and hot young brunette with a tribal tattoo on her flank at the stage while her friend occupied my friends lap. When the brunette came over I asked for rules and rates. The girls said "We don't have rules" and the rates were 1-$40, 2-$60, or 5-$100. Too damn high, but what's a pl to do? Up we went to the couches on the upstairs balcony, and out came warning #2. She wanted payment up front. I dug out the $60 and she stripped and we talked waiting for the song to change. I was surprised at how aggressive she was. Nothing was off limits and she did plenty of over the pants rubbing. Instead of putting her shoulders on my thighs to flip, she put her hands on the floor and effortless flipped her legs over my shoulders and pulled up close. Then came the surprise. I have NEVER had a smellier cooch up to my face! Of course she wanted to rub it all over me. Damn, I think she must have baked day old tuna into her panties. I was dodging and pushing, spitting and gagging. I finally got that nasty thing away from my face and down in my lap where my shorts protected Mr. Happy. She was young, uninhibited, and enthusiastic, but her hygiene kept her from getting quite a bit of my money. Later an older (37) girl joined us. She was a LOT of fun. we talked and bullshitted for a long time. When I took her up for a 3-$50, I realized that she had an amazing body. Thin and fit with a tiny waist, a nice ass, and big ol' fake titties! She was also quite uninhibited and did a good job of concealing our less than legal (but not too far out) activities from the bouncer 30 feet away. She made my night. I had a good time.