The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073

Last Club of my trip and...

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JackKash
May 28, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Last Club of my trip and another recommendation. Wish I had come here earlier so to try it out a couple of nights as the one visit left me unsure how I felt about it. Trun right entering the parking lot and go straight to avoid the valet troll. $15 to get in and a metal detector. Layout is big, lot's of little steps to trip over when you've been drinking. I came in and headed for one bar only to see there were others better postioned and available. The whole upstairs is available and the VIP and super VIP rooms up there have glass door entrances. I didn't even inquire as to the cost. Nice thing is they are private lap dance rooms which avail, oneself to lot's of touching and in one case, the girl was pulling here G string away to give me good look - and hands down my pants to "position" me correctly. Only one girl like this - had dances from 3 others, each similar without the bit of extra. Nice to get a bit of chat first before the dance with each of them. No hard sell or even an attempt at the upsell. But though I got a few dances from each of them, they were off again once we got out the room. Lot's of regulars in the house it seemd and older men.

Stage Dancing though, which is one of my favorite things to see, completely devoid of any life or interest. I never would have believed that stage dancing could just suck the energy out of me. Two side stages that girls rotate to after the main one, by the last one, they're sitting down leaning against the pole and yawning - sorry to be keep you up girls. I'm usually able to stomach DJs too but this guy was rough. Nice looking club though and I would have parked myself at another bar or upstairs if I had known it was open. The night left me ambivalent about it though. Would have liked to try it on a second night but had a 7am flight the next day and hopefully, I'll never go back to Houston. Why this place is the number 2 destination after Vegas is beyond me.

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