I stumbled into this place around...

I stumbled into this place around 9pm on a Friday night with a group of about ten. It was a co-ed bachelor party. They let the women and the bachelor in for free, and it was $20 for the rest of us. Not a bad price for North Beach. They also had a deal for $30 where you can get into 3 other nearby clubs as well. The place is pretty small, just a stage with maybe about 30 seats surrounding it, and then a handful of private lap dance rooms in the back. The decor is nothing special, really it could use a facelift...and so could some of the ladies. Actually, that's not true, they were mostly young, but not necessarily hot. Of the dozen or so girls that were hanging around only two of them were 'hot'. Most were either a little overweight, or just plain skanky. Which if fine if you like curvy girls, and don't mind your strippers covered in tattoos, clit piercings, and surgical scars.

The good news is the girls are all-nude and you get a lot of mileage from throwing some ones on the stage. When the bachelor boy sat in the front, we showered him in ones, and he would get a little show--fun stuff like getting some boobs thrust in his face, or his glasses cleaned on the girls nipples. One girl even placed his hands all over her body. For this reason i gave the dancer quality a 5...atleast they knew how to have fun. But really, there was only one or two girls that would have been worth the $ for a lap dance. The prices were typical for SF: $10 for a bikini dance right there in your seat, or $40 for topless in a private room. All nude was $60...not sure if you could pay more for anything else. They were offering a 2 for 1 special, so you'd get two songs. I took a glance at the lap dance 'rooms', and they were nothing special, just uncomfortable looking bench seats in a booth. The girls were nice and polite and wouldnt hassle you if you said 'no' to a lap dance which was nice. We comfortably just hung out and watched dancers for about an hour or so without feeling the need to get a lap dance. Also, the women in our party felt comfortable so that was a plus.

All in all, i wouldnt go here again, because for slightly more money there are nicer places nearby in North beach that have much prettier women, and a nicer environment. Also, I wouldnt bother with the $30 for 4 clubs deal, as we saw a couple of the women walking to the next club as we left, which means that the 4 clubs are just rotating the same women throughout the night.