I don't enjoy being mean in...

I don't enjoy being mean in reviews so I won't. I thought I would recommend this club for a specific type of patron. If you like mommas that have let themselves go, a bit older with some belly fat and saggy shriveled boobies then this club is for you! If watered down nasty cocacola is to your liking then this club is also for you. If a lack of selection, and a DJ that talks a LOT then I got your place here. If you like to go to clubs and don't want the girls to take their tops off or don't care if they do then this is the happening place to be. If a drunk passed out hat wearing hicks sleeping hunched over a table adds to your excitement then I recommend going to Christies! You will love it!