Walked in with my girlfriend on...

Walked in with my girlfriend on a Tuesday night for the weekly amateur night. The surprise for the evening was that only two amateurs showed up. We already knew that the club is liquor free, so that wasn't a surprise. The club is small, with a "bar" across one side and the stage in an opposite corner. Why a club that doesn't serve alcohol needs such a big bar for coke, water and orange juice is questionable. There's a back room for girls to enter the stage, but all the girls just walked on stage from the bar area instead. The club (including bathrooms) was very clean. They do have an occasional unattractive dancer on stage, which may be the reason that they included a copy of the trashy Xtreme magazine on every table.

There were around 8 girls working, and two amateurs. Most of the girls who were working were surprisingly attractive for such a low-rent club located in the suburbs of suburbia. Most of them were very talkative and friendly, and many of them wondered aloud what we were doing there. I suspect the club is frequented by Billerica townies, and they don't get many people who actually tip. A few of the girls were on the chubby side, but the chubby chaser at the rail didn't seem to mind. The rest of the patrons moved to tables for those dancers. Of the attractive dancers, several did the tits-in-the-face routine for a dollar, which was a nice change from some of the other Massachusetts clubs.

When the amateurs came on stage, all the girls in the club sat at the rail, cheered and clapped. Neither amateur was great, but that might mean they were actual amateurs instead of free-lance strippers. We supported the local talent with a handful of dollars, and then it was back to the regularly scheduled entertainment for the rest of the night.