I stopped at the Penthouse to...

I stopped at the Penthouse to have lunch and some drinks. As usual the food was good, but the little table I occupied next to the stage was really too small to hold my meal and a bucket of beer. The views, however, were great.

I was disappointed because the 2 dancers I hoped to see (a 9 and a 10) were not there. I wasn't going to get any lap dances, but then I somehow became drunk--without drinking more than normal. A young dancer, who said she was 22, came over and chatted, and so I took her upstairs for a dance. She wasn't my type, but I wanted to be polite. I played with her tits, which were too small for my taste, and rubbed her pussy. But that was all.

Then an older blonde in her 40's accosted me and offered me a menu. She promised to get me off, but I had had too much alcohol. In VIP she proved to be an old pro, but a little too old.