This club seems to be on...

This club seems to be on its last legs. Stopped by on a Tues night and the friendly bouncer tells me it's normally $10 to get in but tonight's special is $5. He also tells me they're having a Champagne room special where you pay something like $75/hour (not sure if you have to pay the girl on top of that) and get a $105 bottle of champagne for free. Upon entering I realize why: there are 3 customers in the bar and maybe 3 dancers. The bartender was the hottest one in the bar and she was also the waitress. I didn't even finish my beer and walked out.