I was heading to Bangor on...

I was heading to Bangor on business and thought I would stop in to watch the Red Sox game and the Masters.Swore I would leave as soon as the game was over.Uh huh. Famous last words.Plenty of free parking,close to Route 95.$5 cover at 3 in the afternoon.HUGE HD television showing the Sox and when I asked a bouncer to put on the Masters it was done immediately.A Heineken was $5.75.On to the talent.At three in the afternoon in Maine you don't expect much and I was not disappointed.There wasn't much.OK,time for a personal peeve.I saw three girls sitting on their ass tweeting/texting.Note to club management:tell them to limit that to the dressing/ladies room.To do it where customers can see it looks lousy.As the afternoon/evening went on the club got more crowded and the talent picked up considerably.I like ethnic looking dancers,but I knew in Maine this was not to be.One black girl,one Asian and the rest were whiter than a box of Titleists.What they lacked in pigmentation they made up for in enthusiasm and friendliness.Magenta is the only name I remember.Cute,short hair,real boobs,nice shoes,friendly and bi.I fed her drinks and singles to give to whoever was on stage.Lots of kissing and touching between them,one way touching from them to me.No lap dances/private room visits for me.I was asked, said no and never got attitude.Jennifer is a cute bartender with a nice smile and attentive.I hit the ATM twice and left when it was plenty dark.That should tell you something.Bottom line: (insert"Terminator" voice here)I'll be back.