I have not been to the...

I have not been to the club for a while so decided to give it a shot. I heard they changed ownership or management, but if so, I couldn't tell. It all looked the same to me. $10 to get in and one mandatory drink for $5. Absolutely no drink hustle. The doorman also gets the drinks.

There were four girls on shift around 6 p.m. on a Friday afternoon. Almost no customers. I watched the dances, which were pretty perfunctory. One of the girls was an 8 with nice tits. One was a 6 with small tits but a nice body. One was African American with nice tits but not as great a body. The fourth was Natalie, a blond with big hips but really big natural tits.

I talked to Natalie. She said she was the naughtiest, horniest girl at the club. We talked a bit. She said all she could legally tell me until she knew if I was a cop was that we would have a good time and she offered me a money-back guarantee. So off we went to the VIP room ("no cameras, lots more privacy" she said). It is $130 for 15 minutes. She let me suck the tits. I could have played with the pussy if I wanted. She would not let me take out Mr. Johnson, which sucked. She reached her hand in my pants and rubbed it and was up for the handjob, but there was just no way with the pants on. She rubbed me with the tits, etc. This went on for the entire 15 minutes. I don't think she minded trying to make me come, but without letting Mr. Johnson out, it was just tough. So she gets points for effort but loses points for technique.