On a recent Friday night, I...

On a recent Friday night, I stopped in on my way home from work. Cover is typically a reduced rate of $7.00 before 7:00 p.m. and you’ll receive a wristband that covers your admission for the entire night. Later in the evening, the cover increases to $10 or $15 depending on whether it’s a weekday or weekend. There are also special rates for military personnel, truck drivers, and ladies depending on the day of the week. Call ahead or visit their website for clarification. Early evening is a slow time, so if you want significant one-on-one attention from a particular hostess, arrive early. If you’re planning to stay awhile, this can be an expensive situation as there are no dancers on stage in the early hours, and most of the hostesses are anxious to get you in the lap dance room for a $25 performance or to the VIP area for a $40-plus performance. Later in the evening, dancers take the stage and the number of guests in the club increases as does the number of hostesses. The atmosphere is much more relaxed in the late evening and club patronage is a nice mix of male and female guests, sometimes as high as 60-40.

Amateur night occurs on the second Friday night of each month, and this was my first experience with amateur night. The club advertises that amateurs take the stage at 9 or 10 p.m. But, it turned out to be more like midnight or so before the amateur show finally got underway. The selection of amateurs on this particular night was above average and I got the impression that not all of them were just dancers from other clubs. At least two of them were apparently just college chicks out with friends. This helped to preserve the illusion of the “amateur” nymphet. Through the course of the evening, I met several friendly hostesses, some of them pushy, a couple of them very laid back, and one who was so intoxicated and obnoxious that she was eventually arrested and hauled out by a deputy sheriff. You won’t have anything to worry about from management or the law unless you are a blatant dickhead. I’ve witnessed some pretty raucous behavior and consumption of numerous bottles of hard liquor at this club, but I’ve never worried about having to defend myself. By and large, the crowd is happy drunk.

A friendly, middle-aged biker couple arrived at the club late in the evening just before the amateur show started. Seeing the place was packed and noticing them looking for a seat, I invited them to join me. We exchanged introductions and shared some drinks and conversation. Eventually, the guy encouraged his girlfriend to show me her breasts and before long she was on my lap and we were all enjoying nude amateurs.