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Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

First time back to EI in a couple of years. Hadn't been since pornstar Jada Fire was featured at Christmas time a while back. Not much has changed except they have new, more…

Rose Cafe

Coral Hills, MD

Not much has changed. Been over a year since my last visit, but owner and a few of the girls remembered me. Still $20 entry despite now being a membership club, not that…

Club Plush

Walker Mill, MD

Well, they certainly have upgraded Irving's - which is also going by "Plush Lounge" in some ads and flyers. The new layout is much nicer and looks like a real club instead of a…

This was the only Gardena Club I hadn't yet visited. It's pretty much a bar with semi-private lap dance areas. Cover is really $15, they charge an extra $5 that goes to a drink, no…

Stopped in on a Wed night. Around 9pm and as usual dead as shit. But s girl came out and danced on stage as soon as I got there. I actually met her recently at…

Been here several times with my buddies. Yes I love looking at beautiful women dancing naked. It's very diverse in size and shape here. I really took a liking to a shorter latina girl here…

I went in on a Sunday night and there were 5 girls there. Off the 5 only 1 was a 7 the others were more like 4s or 5s.. I grabbed a water and sat down…