First real time I was disappointed....

Red Parrot

El Paso, TX

Coming from the DC area, this club is massive. I paid the $20 to go to the VIP area, which personally I liked. It was upstairs overlooking the main stage, so I got to see…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

It has been a while since I went here. I just has the itching to go to a strip club. I arrived relatively early, about a little after 8:30 since they had a…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

I went to Good Guys with a buddy of mine spur of the moment. As it is in DC so it follows the DC rules. No Lapdances or contact of any kind. The building is easy…

I stopped by PaperMoon after midnight on a Saturday, and honestly it ended up being a much better experience than I expected. The cover charge was $20 at the door, which felt reasonable for the…

I went to Paper Moon in Springfield and had a pretty mixed experience overall. The cover charge wasn’t bad around $5 during the day and closer to $15–$20 at night. Drinks and food are definitely on…

I came through Virginia for a show down in DC, and I decided to make a stop at the Paper Moon. I had seen some of their girls on social media, and I thought it…

Went on a Friday night. The parking lot is well lit on a busy road and felt very safe. They scan you ID and scan for firearms. They also look you over for appropriate…