Returned after an at-least 2 yr...

Returned after an at-least 2 yr absence - and now I know why I stayed away.

Admittedly, I went on an early evening, but it just wasn't the same fit young chick, wild party, table crawl place. Really. I saw more muffin-tops, stretch marks, flab and IHOP-tops then I remember before. Then, I heard a clop-clop approaching. I turned to see this hulking, jelly-shimmying, piebald quarter-horse of a creature that gave me flashbacks of the infamous Block from decades ago. I averred my eyes, hoping she'd wouldn't approach - I got lucky.

I then was approached by a mellow, "sincere" hippie-esqe brunette who seemed eager to "connect." I tipped her after a nice shoulder massage and she promised to come by after her dance turn and tips. "This" I thought, "might make up for the wasted evening." Fat chance. She was doing one lap after another with other guys.