Puzzles
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3613 St Barnabas Rd, Hillcrest Heights, MD 20746, USA*

I'm probably what you would call...

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Mako1980
Mar 2, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I'm probably what you would call a regular at this club so this review could be a little lengthy. Since moving to their new location it isn't what it used to be but probably the best bargain for the money of any Maryland strip club. The bouncers are generally friendly (especially the tall dude with the bald head and glasses) and the owner (dark-skinned guy with the dreds) knows how to treat the customers. If one of the girls gives you attitude you should definitely let him know. The club is set up more like a lounge with tables and chairs. There's a stage on one side of the club and the girls are required to dance or be thrown out (trust me I've seen it happen). Lap dances are performed pretty much anyone (in a chair, against the wall) and most of the girls will pretty much let you touch anywhere however a few won't remove their tops because its apparently against the rules although enough of them don't seem to care.

While the dances are pretty much full contact the VIP area is where the action really goes on. The DJ constantly reminds you that it's open and all but a few girls are down for anything in the VIP room so it's always good to ask before going. The cover for VIP is $20 plus of course whatever you negotiate with the girl. I recommend the brown-skinned chick with the medium build and usually curly hair. I won't say her name but she's there pretty much every night. A trip to the VIP with her is never a disappointment. The thick light-skinned chick with the short hair is also a good bet but not as open-minded as the first. A few months ago I've recommend the dark-skinned chick with the what seem to be D cup breasts bur lately she's been pretty disappointing. I wish I could recommend the slender light-skinned model chick but apparently she's the owner's main girl and he won't allow her to do VIPs at all and her dances are pretty tame. Just about any girl there will pass out the number if you ask. One negative I do have to mention is they never seem to get new girls and when it seems like when you do spot a new girl you like you end up never seeing her again. Still though the club's definitely my first choice of any in PG county.

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