If strip clubs are important to...

If strip clubs are important to you then stay out of Utah. This club exemplifies all that is wrong with this state's bizarrely conservative approach to anything remotely sexual.

Pros: You can buy booze here and it's really, really cheap to get it.

Cons: The booze is 3% by volume, meaning you would need to drink a ton just to get a buzz. There are no lap dances, or touching of any kind, so the mileage is literally non-existent. They do offer private "dances" for $25, but they're just stage dances without contact. The dancers that I saw were slightly below average (5-6's, maybe a 7 or two in the place), but even if they were all 10's, that wouldn't even matter since they can't be nude or even topless--what an absolute joke. The clientele and staff also looks pretty rough around the edges--lots of truckers who eye newcomers suspiciously.