So I guess I should preface...

So I guess I should preface my review by saying that I am definitely not a strip club regular, so my review might not be helpful to most people...but I will be extremely detailed to the point where you will probably get tired of reading it. I will put a short “summary” review and then a detailed review after that for people that don’t want to read the whole thing. I had gone a couple times to a different club in a different area about 7 or 8 years ago with my ex (my early 20's), but that was more her idea and not mine...it was more of a pre-sex aphrodisiac for the both of us and we were there for maybe 30-40 minutes each time. So my experience is extremely limited and this is the first time that I've said "I'm going to go look at some women tonight." I guess I wanted to go because that ex was my last GF and I haven't really had any experience with a woman since we broke up about 7 years ago...yeah sad I know...but that's another story for another time and place. Jumping a little ahead here, but the dancer that I met asked where I found out about the club, and I told her "online." She said, "Oh, is it that TUSsomething site?" She has apparently heard of this site and even visited a couple times. She asked if I was going to write a review and I told her probably not, but for reasons that would make even the world’s most educated and skilled therapist/psychologist say “Dude, WTF? You have some serious fucking problems!,” I feel compelled to do so for some reason. OK, you can stop laughing at me now. Oh and stop laughing at my screen name too…just an inside joke between some friends and it makes a good anonymous name compared to my normal screen names on other sites…

Summary: Club size comparible to Mons in Tampa, but it’s been a long time since I had went there so one might be slightly bigger than the other. Limited number of dancers, but not many customers so it wasn’t an issue as long as you found one you liked to look at. Enjoyable dances, lots of contact, but no “extras” offered or visible (wasn’t really on the lookout for that anyways, so I didn’t ask and wasn’t going to though who knows what I would have said if offered). I put value at 9, because while $10 a dance was great, the only way it could be better if it was free, lol, so just think of it as a 10. Dancer quality is subjective of course, but the average was brought up by 2 or 3 girls that I found quite attractive and others that I was not at all interested in.

The Club: I had been thinking about going to a club for a while, and after much research on many clubs in many cities and states (I travel for work), I decided that the IR was where I was going to go based on previous reviews. The club has been described in detail many times on here, and it's mostly accurate. I went just before 7 and walked right in, no cover. I scanned the place for about 30 seconds to get a lay of the land, but there’s not too much to the inside. The main stage is off to the right, kind of dimly lit with various colored lights pointing to the stage. Good enough once your eyes adjust to the room though I guess. There are about 2 and a half rows of semi-comfortable chairs surrounding the stage, and an L-shaped couch behind those rows. There also seemed to be a more private area above that next to the DJ booth, but it didn't seem too occupied at the time...and it was dark and hard to see when I first walked in. To the left of the stage is the entrance to the restroom area I guess (didn’t go back there), and the bar. On the other side of the bar seemed to be a small second stage that was basically just an area that had a small thigh-high wall in front of it. Could have been a second stage for a busier night, but since nobody was there I’m not 100% sure. Next to this area was another area for dances and this one was occupied by about 3 or 4 people I guess. Not cramped, but I could see how it could be on a busy night. The DJ was mostly quiet during my time there; just introduced each dancer when they got up and off the stage, and notifying which girl was next quickly and quietly over the PA. The music didn’t do much for me, as my taste in music is very selective and not likely to be found on a standard radio let alone anywhere in public (heavy metal). It seemed to be mostly a mix of tame hip-hop, R&B, and pop. I do not drink, so I didn’t have anything to do with the bar at all, but when I decided I needed change, I approached the bar and made eye-contact with the male bartender closest to me who was carrying on a conversation with two patrons…to be quickly ignored and left to standing there. After a while, a female bartender saw me and helped me out. I took a seat in the second row of seats around the stage and I did order a water from a waitress and she did her job just fine I guess. I tipped her the same amount that the water cost ($3.25) since I knew I wouldn’t be a good customer for her at all due to the no drinking. I should note that I was never told of a minimum drink requirement, so if there is one, she neglected to mention it. I would assume that after 7 when the window at the door is open this would be the ideal place for change, but when I entered I didn’t even notice the window since it didn’t seem like any lights were on at the time (before 7). Also, I didn’t really see any big guys that could qualify for bouncers, but I’m sure they were around somewhere.