This is a crappy club. ...

This is a crappy club. The decor is not bad, nor is the main stage layout. Even has a model train running above the stage (hence why it is called Choo Choo's). However the "private" dance area is just a regular chair in a corner or along the wall.

The dancers are older compared to the ones in DC or Springfield. Most are meh quality, at one time they would have a 7 or 8 but they are past their prime.

The so-called lap dance is topless, but that really has no purpose. The dancers are forced to face away from you, so you get no boobs to the face. The dance consisted of the the dancer bouncing on my lap. That was it. Honestly about half way through I started to look at my watch because I was bored. The dancer had no way of noticing since she could not look at me.