I have never given Crazy Horse...

I have never given Crazy Horse a positive review and I won't start now. This has to be one of the most expensive clubs in the country. Twenty dollars is the admission with extra charge for each beer you bring in. You don't get a bottomless mug believe it or not. You have to buy your setups and they don't serve alcohol. No club in Nashville does. The dancers drinks cost eight dollars. One of the previous posts said there was a scary and unpleasant waitress. He must have meant little Tina. I know her from Anthony's. She can be a pain in the ass. She some nice tits and I would like to tit fuck her but thats not why I'm writing this review.

As I was walking into the club, a bouncer who looked 70 years old used a metal wand on me. The bouncers watch all the lap dances closely- a real bummer.

Crazy Horse has a lot of dancers but just not many smoking hotties. A lot of 5's or 6's but not many 8's.Chloe was great looking and Leeann, a black haired girl, was great looking and gave a great stage dance. The hottest dancer there by far was a small babe dancing by Heidi. She has been dancing in the south for about 6 years and she used to be known as Kitty. She is a very well known dancer for this area. They had a two for one just once an hour so I went back to the lap dance area with her. I have known her for years and she used to be very friendly but now she seems to be kind of snotty. Her dance was nothing special; she had me sit close to another couple and it was mainly an air dance. I was disappointed but I won't be getting another dance with her. I spent almost $100 and did not even have a good time. Thats the kind of overpriced and overhyped club Crazy Horse is.