This is the last time I...

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

Dropped in here a few weeks ago after seeing the recent reviews to see what all the fuss was about and was pleasantly surprised. Not too many dancers working on this day but those that…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, TX

Stopped into the Fort Worth location of its much more famous Dallas counterpart last night and man, whatta shock! Now granted, I wasn't expecting the club to be up to a Baby Dolls Dallas level,…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Dropped in to this classic, unspoiled Lake City dive about 2 pm last Wednesday to duck out of the unrepentant early afternoon Seattle traffic. Club is still a mess with worn out furniture and a…

I went here with a friend who had just broken up with his girlfriend, you know, to make him feel better and all. Unfortunately, I just felt like a jerk for wasting his time. This…

This club was bad. We went in late.. around 1am with only a hour to go. Was surprised with $15 cover when all the other clubs around were charging $10. Ordered…

This is by far the worst club I have ever been to, all fat chics, and the couple of decent ones didn't even take their clothes off.. I stayed 15 min and left, I could…

I went there and the place was packed. I had no choice but to stand. Most of the women had cute faces, but lacked shape. They were chunky. I was looking for women that were…